Hello, this is the Secret Mum Club. I'm Safina. And I'm Emma. And this podcast is a safe space for

moms everywhere. A safe space to share our secrets. Because we all have secrets, don't we? We do. And as we

know, sharing is caring. You don't even have to tell us who you are. You can keep that to yourself.

You can be anonymous. And all those secrets can be serious or silly. All secrets are welcome in the

Secret Mum Club. We did it. I only remember I was on camera halfway through that. And the irony is

the Secret Mum Club because we all have secrets, don't we? Yes, we have secrets and they're

ruin in my life. Oh boy, do we have secrets? I've got so much shit I want to talk to you about, but I can't. You can't. I can't, but I don't want anyone to panic. I know I'm very hit and miss at the moment. I'm very here there and everywhere. Don't know whether I'm having a piss or a haircut, shit or haircut, but I have some stuff going on in my life and I just can't talk about it right now. I know. I know that's teasing. I hate people that say it when they write their facebook. Are you okay, hon? DM me. DM me, honey. I just want to everyone to know that I am okay. It's just a lot for my little brain to cope with. And it's business stuff, isn't it? It's things to do with, like, involved in my limited company. So it's just a whole lot of big dick. Yeah. Harley big docks. No one tells you about the responsibilities when you're a crony. We just have to sing through our problems because I feel like it. It's stressful, but we're going to pretend it's not. Let me tell you, limited companies are wank. Whank, big dicks. I never want to be involved in a limited company ever again in my whole entire life. Apart from mine. Mine's striving. Mine is not. Mine is not. Mine is not thriving. But I'm okay.. Are you sure? Yeah. No, I'm not. I'm actually dying. Oh, that's extreme. I need to calm down. I'm an adult. I'm not great. No. I know. But it's so nice to have you back because I had to do a really awkward one-sided episode last week and it just wasn't the same. It wasn't the same. Also to address the elephant in the room, do you notice that we can actually touch each other. We've shrunk. We could touch each other before, couldn't we? The table's the same size. We could touch the wall. But yeah, the room is smaller. Honey, I blew up the kids. Honey, I blew up the kids because we're in a smaller space so we're bigger. right Right Mas Honey I shrunk the kids

I feel up the kids because we're in a smaller space, so we're bigger. Right?

Right. Mas. Honey, I shrunk the kids. I feel like the space is the same size, but we've shrunk because we're close. Honey, I shrunk the set. God, do you remember them films? They were great. I love them. And also, have you been to, what theme park is it in America when I was younger? they had.

Is it Epcot?

You could go in basically as a, as a...

Like what the... been to, um, where, what theme park is it in America when I was younger? They had, is it Epcot? Is it

Epcot? You could go in basically as a, as a, as a person. Like what? The new Disney toy story?

And it was, yeah, everything was blown up.

So it was like, honey, I shrunk the kids and you could walk through like leaves

and like blades of grass and stuff.

Oh my God, it was amazing.

I would have loved to have been in the big bowl of cereal.

I wanted to swim out of milk with the Cheerio as the rubber ring.

They used to do like a, it was like VR, like virtual reality. I would have loved to have been in the big bowl of cereal. I wanted to swim out of the milk with the Cheerio as the rubber ring.

They used to do like a, it was like VR, like virtual reality.

You know, you'd sit in a cinema and you'd put the glasses on. But do you remember like the early days of that? It was like 3D. It was like, do not 3D? It was like flaty. Yeah, but it was kind of like. You'd have to wear one side red, one side blue.

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