"The Clean Expert" with Shalewa Sharpe

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

We're FULLY logged in with this week's guest, our Expert of Cleanliness, Shalewa Sharpe! Shalewa explains how you perfectly wash your dishes, why getting a cat helps with mess, and how to effectively clean out your social media. Plus, Sydnee and Marie talk their first periods. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Forever.
0:02.0	Dog.
0:04.0	Hooe!
0:05.0	Hi guys, second week of the New Year, Sydney gets on the podcast.
0:09.0	Cooch, all out on the Zoom.
0:11.0	It is wild.
0:13.0	Oh, you just couldn't wait to throw a bitch underneath the bus.
0:17.0	The pantsless bus.
0:18.0	You, oh my God, we just started, bitch.
0:22.0	Hmm, good morning, Sydney.
0:24.0	I'm so glad that you could join us this morning.
0:26.0	It's also not morning just for the record.
0:29.0	It is officially afternoon.
0:31.0	We do this every week.
0:32.0	Afternoon, you act like it's the earliest thing in the world.
0:36.5	Let me tell you, hold on. Wait, hold on. Like, wait, wait, let's let's chat. So I woke up at 9.30 in the morning, just like everybody else, right? But unfortunately, after like scrolling for 20 minutes, I was exhausted. I was like, I just
0:58.7	need 30 more men's. 30 more men's. That leads me to where we are now. Which is... It's 1215 good God what is wrong with me? I'm sick. I need help. I'm hurting.
1:17.0	Mm.
1:18.0	Mm. I'm hurting Sydney.
1:25.0	When you logged on to this year,
1:29.7	when you logged on to this here podcast.
1:34.0	She was like, she was like, so sorry, my laptop crashed, I downloaded a virus, I was watching porn,
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