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This is top light time machine I am Andy Dawson. I'm certain delaney

And welcome along to the Tuesday morning episode.

It's another Delvent of the Mailbag.

See what we've got.

I've been going back kind of a month or so for like ones that we've missed,

that haven't been read and fuck me there's a lot of

shit there yeah I mean people are getting better I've in the standard has

improved I view the further you go back the worse it is on the whole. But recently I think that, you know,

I've been trying to tell people, keep it brief, make sure it's not shit. Just you and your mates being pissed I can promise you is less

funny than it seems to you right? Yeah. This is um getting locked out your house is not interesting and also a lot of what you perceive to be

sex fails were actually borderline sexual harassment by you. So, if they consider all of these things and first and foremost more important than any of that,

keep it fucking short and punchy and live out, leave out the fucking unnecessary detail.

If you follow those rules, you've got a fucking good chance of having your email read out.

And we're thinking of a new plan as well that if you are one of the lucky comers to have an email read out on the show

you will you will be able to pay us for it

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