The Christmas Day Episode

Here Comes The Guillotine

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 686 Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

In this very special Christmas Day episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd bring you some Christmas doom and gloom...

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Whoa, go, who are you?
0:02.2	Whoa, there.
0:03.3	Victoria's had a Friday night to remember.
0:05.9	But now she's outside in the pouring rain and...
0:08.6	Oh, what?
0:09.6	You are joking.
0:10.9	I've got no data.
0:11.9	How are we going to get home?
0:13.2	But then she remembers she's with EE.
0:15.8	Yes, Uber still works.
0:17.5	So then she...
0:19.3	Uber's on me, guys.
0:20.6	Should we get a kebab? Use essential apps
0:22.5	like Uber and WhatsApp even when you
0:24.5	run out of data. Search EE Mobile.
0:27.2	Stay connected at 0.5
0:28.5	megabits per second. Terms apply. Here comes
0:30.6	the guillotine contains offensive language,
0:32.7	mature content and adult themes.
0:34.9	It is not suitable for a younger audience.
0:38.8	This is a global Player Original podcast.
0:43.5	Merry Christmas guillotineers. This is producer Andy and you're listening to
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