Yeah, Austin.

Fucking Austin.

Power starts.

Now play ball. This is the third time Austin's told us to start. Three fall starts, dude. And swimming, I would have been done already. I would have done a 25 meter and I would have been gassed, Austin. I would have been fucking gassed. And I would have been pissed. He does this to me on lives and it really gets my goat. But it's okay. It's got off the plane and I'm feeling good.

We spent a long weekend over he does this to me on lives and it really gets my goat but it's okay and it's got off the plane

and i'm feeling good we spent a long weekend over on the east coast but i'm feeling good because leo

i positively roasted that feminist by the baggage carousel yeah listen you after a weekend of

danny using his tongue as like a whip all over the fucking United States

you don't want to be the woman it looks him in the eye and goes hey put on a fucking mask

I don't know if she said it like that you ought to hear this story Austin yeah this seems

right up Austin's alley yeah he like he'd love this at the airport, I'm first of all, completely over coronavirus.

Nobody I know.

I've heard no confirmed cases of anybody getting it and having anything other than like the sniffles.

So I'm in the LAX airport, of course, not wearing my mask as always.

And then when I'm waiting for my suitcase to come around that I've had for 10 years that my mom wrote my name and my phone number on. It's cute. It's cute. It's as Dan. It says Dan Mullen. It does. Danny was trying to go by Dan for a while because you want to be more professional. It's sexier too. And now that I'm a big star, I better maybe cross out my phone number in case one of the baggage Handlers recognizes me. Like, stay youthful. Stay youthful. I like the Danny now.

This pitch, though, she turns over looks at me. She's fat. She's dumpy. She's wearing UCLA stuff. Probably a graduate student over there. She says this to me, Austin. You should wear a mask. And I ignore her first. I'm like, she says it again.

You should probably wear a mask.

And I say, not too creatively.

No, I'm not going to wear a mask.

I'm not a big pussy.

Nice.

There's no big, no big victory yet.

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