| 0:00.0 | Sorry, I'm putting you on my story, Danny, because you look so handsome with your hair cut. Holy shit. Let's address that. Who cut your hair? How much you pay for it? How do you feel? I don't feel good about it. Why? Too short? They've done that to me, too. You know how they say that doctors usually get sued for malpractice? Not when they fuck up, but when they fail to communicate wholly to their patients. Yeah, absolutely. I'm happy with the haircut, but the guy was such a dickhead the entire time he was cutting my hair. I feel like I got butchered. What do you mean? Why was he a dickhead? First of all, I was a dude, but I gave you that advice. and I, when you have long hair as a male, I do think other males cut your hair well. |
| 0:42.4 | They just know how to make it, I don't know, a little bit more manly. Is that sexist? But anyway, why, why was he a dick or how was he a dick? |
| 0:50.1 | To expand on your theory, I don't think the sex of the person is important. |
| 0:54.8 | I think their level of sanity is important. |
| 0:57.7 | This guy's nuts. |
| 0:58.7 | The least sane, the better haircut. |
| 1:00.8 | Agreed. |
| 1:01.5 | Absolutely. |
| 1:02.0 | You've got to be someone bat fucking shit crazy, dude. |
| 1:05.6 | A CPA type who's good with numbers, who has a comb over, is wearing an American Eagle buttoned up. |
| 1:11.8 | Get away for my hair. Yes. Get away for my arms or legs so I'm getting tattoos. Don't touch me. You know who would be a great fucking hairstylist? Austin's girlfriend. Yeah, completely out of her mind. Probably done every drug in the book. I mean, she kind of said she does every fucking drug of the book. she would be a fucking artiste with a head of hair. |
| 1:31.5 | You should be a fucking artiste with a head of hair. You should get her. You should get her with your sister. You guys, you should, they should meet, right? Sister and girlfriend, you guys should meet. I actually called up this hair salon and I said, hey, listen, I want to get my haircut into a fucked up mullet. This was three haircuts ago. I want the craziest most bat shit rock and roll dude you got in there. The person says, oh, Steve's the one you want. Steve. So I go, Steve is flaming gay. Oh, perfect. He's got a huge necklace. He's obsessed with the cure in a bunch of 80s rock and roll bands. He's perfect. That's a guy. But I walked in this time. |
| 2:01.6 | He's been great all the other times. A little off kilter. I'm wearing a mask because, you know, coronavirus. Of course. I have it tied around the back of my head. I have a nice comfortable mask that goes over my ears and then has a fastening strap back behind my scalp. Nice. The dude melts down. |
| 2:17.5 | The dude says, |
| 2:19.0 | why are you |
| 2:19.6 | wearing that in here? |
| 2:20.5 | I mean, I don't mean to be rude, |
| 2:21.4 | but people wear those in and I just think, what the fuck? How am I supposed to cut around this? Wow. So I say, whoa, it unties and then it's just around the ears like any other mask. Not a great way to start out the haircut. He cursed. At me! What is wrong with this guy? This is the guy you're a returning customer. Absolutely. And you're the great Danny Mullen. Does he know that you're famous? I don't think he knows him the great famous, Danny Mullen. He doesn't know you're famous. Oh, that's your mistake. Anytime you do anything hair-wise, your hair's got to be like, Thank you. like your hair has to get someone a bunch of followers from now on dude people have to be like |
| 2:55.9 | all cut it for free there should be like at least 40 50 hair cutters |
| 3:01.3 | plying to get your fucking haircut man do i really want a gay man? And here's my thing. I get nervous whenever any |
| 3:11.7 | marginalized people follow me on a social media platform when I need to conduct a business |
| 3:17.7 | relationship with them. Of course. My attorney, not my attorney, my accountant who I just met with |
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