Hey guys, before we get into today's episode, we wanted to give you a little bit of a trigger warning because on today's episode, we're going to talk a lot about very gory details regarding mutilation and bodily harm.

This particular episode is living up to the name, shaken and disturbed.

So we wanted to make sure you, the viewers, and or the listeners were aware of this before

we get into today's episode.

Welcome to shake.

Welcome to shaken and disturbed, everybody.

Sorry.

Sorry.

I saw it like hitting record.

Anyway, welcome the shaken

that was my fault yeah john sucks uh nothing new here end of podcast damn uh no welcome the shake

disturbed i'm darren carp father god here with the mistaken mistaken bad genius bad just bad person

let's just not even just that's not just that's not just narrow you down to what you do, right?

Like you're, you're a bad human.

Well, if you listen to the last NMR episode from last Sunday or earlier, if you're on Patreon,

I was wondering why Darren never sent me a voice memo from, by the way, spoiler alert.

A celebrity recently told me that they really

loved me basically. And it's not David Archiletta, much to both of our, much to both of our

dismayed. But it is a, it is worth the story and worth the listen for NMR. But we did determine

that John's a bad person with a bad personality in that podcast. So if you don't already know that, might want to give that double listen. Okay. Yeah, just say, but you know what, John, we're at the end of pride. So happy pride. Happy last moment's pride. I got my pride watch band that I wear every single. Oh, good, because we didn't know you were gay before the whole like funco pop thing and like all that stuff. Oh, is that what it is? I'm sorry, my collectibles indicate my sexuality. No, this watch is to let everyone know that there is a homosexual amongst you whenever it. Oh, it might not be you, but like there's certainly one. There's one somewhere around you. There's one. That's right. Guys, it's called Catch the Homosexual. You have to find them. I hope you're getting, down that road. I hope you're getting ready for the 4th of July. My brother's getting married in Santa Barbara this 4th of July weekend. So I'm going to have so much to update all of you on. And if you're on Patreon, you're hearing this the week before the 4th of July weekend. So I'm going to have so much to update all of you on. And if you're on

Patreon, you're hearing this the week before the 4th of July. So what a value. What a gift for the

holiday for our independence. We're giving you your own independence. Your independence comes

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