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Shaken and Disturbed

Prepare For Torture, John - NMR #88

Shaken and Disturbed

John Thrasher and Daryn Carp

Comedy, News, True Crime, News Commentary, Improv

4.6549 Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2025

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

John got a personal trainer and it's going both well and not well at the same time. Daryn will be in a couple of cities where you can meet her this summer!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I just want to say, like, yeah, maybe I do know some sports.

0:10.3

Okay, Darren's roasting to you guys before we even get started.

0:13.1

Hi, it's your mom.

0:14.2

Hi, everyone.

0:15.7

Hope you had a fabulous.

0:17.4

Should we say we're like where they are right now?

0:20.2

Should we say like, hey, you're at shaken and and Disturbed. Oh, yeah. Welcome to Shaken and Disturbed. Welcome. If you're on Patreon, you're getting this several days early. Thank you, Patreon, friends. That's right. Thank you so much. We hope everyone had an amazing fourth. I was actually in

0:37.5

Santa Barbara for my brothers. We'll just call it a wedding thingy. Yeah. We're calling it a thing.

0:44.4

We're calling it a thing. It's the clinical term. But I hope everyone had a good time, all the

0:51.1

fireworks. And let's get right into why you're not watching Love Island. Let's go back to the original topic. I just this whole thing. Why are you watching Love Island? Like, let's talk about it because it's five new episodes a week, John. Okay. What? Are you kidding me? Yeah, because Wednesday's the night off, obviously, right? Obviously. And then Saturday's like a, you know, the behind the scenes, like here's what you miss.

1:14.3

Like X. Yeah, because Wednesday's the night off, obviously, right? Obviously. And then Saturday's like a, you know, the behind the scenes, like, here's what you miss. Like extra clip show, which doesn't count as an original episode as far as I'm concerned. Is this on Netflix? Sunday, McCock? Same thing. Okay. But everyone's talking about it and you are not and we are not and I feel like our friendship suffers.

1:29.2

What do you want to do about it?

1:29.9

How do you want to fix this marriage?

1:31.2

It's thriving because if I did watch it, I think I would blow my brains out.

1:36.7

Have a good time in life and enjoy yourself.

1:39.0

Oh, so sorry.

1:39.8

No.

1:40.7

I will say this.

1:42.1

I remember last summer this trending audio was happening on TikTok that was like, a hot new bombshell has entered the villa. And it was like people were just like make fun of people walking into the room. Of course. Among other like fun. And you weren't part of any of them. And I was never the hot new blonde shell, unfortunately.

2:05.4

Well, I, speaking of being a hot new bombshell, I thought you got a personal trainer,

2:07.6

which is making you a hot new bombshell.

2:10.5

Wait, a hot new bombshell has just entered the podcast. Oh, now he's going to watch Love Island people.

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