Hello and welcome. the citation needed.

The podcast where we choose a subject, read a single article about it on Wikipedia,

and pretend we're experts, because this is the internet.

That's how it works now.

I'm Eli Bosnick, and I'll be set in the tone this evening, but I'll need some standout talent to help me do it.

First up, two men head

and shoulders above the rest, Noah

and Heath. The only scenario

where I can imagine that would be true

is very not safe for work.

Chicken fight!

Somebody said chicken fight. Exactly.

And also joining us

tonight, Shy Town's Leash Shy, Tom, and Cecil.

Chicago, it's a beautiful city. Come flick our beans.

We're only shy until you park where we had set our cone after we shoveled the street.

Before we begin tonight, I'd like to take a second to thank our patrons. Patrons,

without the folks who give us money

over at patreon.com slash citation pod,

we could blend into the ocean

of white guys laughing at their own jokes.

But thanks to you,

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