The Case of the Punched Waxwork

The Nick Abbot Habit

LBC

Comedy

4.8 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

In these clips from almost 5 years ago, the usual suspects were flag hugging, Mr Blobby was the Dear Leader and there was an invasion of TV people.

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0:00.0	For unlimited all-day travel in London, think TFL. With the daily cap fair frozen until March
0:06.2	2027, travel as much as you like on tube, bus, Elizabeth line, DLR and overground, knowing you'll
0:14.1	never pay any more than £8.0.0.0.0. Download TFL Go to plan your journey.
0:24.0	To the mayor of London and TFL, every journey matters.
0:27.7	Always use the same card of device when touching in and out for full terms and conditions,
0:29.0	such TFL fare capping.
0:35.0	This is a global player original podcast.
0:37.4	Oh, it is a good one for you this week.
0:41.6	It was five years ago, and the usual suspects were flag-hugging.
0:45.9	Mr. Blobby was our leader, and there was an invasion of TV people.
0:48.7	Jack tweets, I'd love to get a jab.
0:51.7	But being 30 and healthy, it looks like I'll have to wait.
1:00.0	Not that I'll ever complain, he says. Yeah, you know me. I never complain. But it looks like we'll have to be back in lockdown over the summer when cases rise like there are in the, ew. Yes, no doubt. I mean,
1:06.0	the schools have gone back and dishy will probably be whipping out is eat out
1:11.1	the help out again. Betcha.
1:12.5	Betcha, betcha, betcha.
1:14.1	We'll do all of the stupid things
1:15.3	that got us into this mess in the first place.
1:19.3	Ross in Bedford says
1:20.4	that the weather in Glasgow tomorrow is going to be 18.
1:24.7	The weather is going to be 18.
1:26.9	That makes about as much sense as as it my forecast. What are you talking about,
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