THE CASE OF THE GOOD CALLERS

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2013

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Legendary American personality Chelsea Peretti takes calls from a group of deep and feeling individuals, pondering love and friendship w some dude, Mormon snacks w a Mormon guy, current events, comedy, etc. Less hang ups, more gettin-to-know-you.

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0:00.0	Thank you know,
0:02.0	for your love.
0:06.0	Sorry for no podcast last week. I was sick and everything in you know
0:11.0	the entire United States of America was falling apart I had to just
0:16.2	stay home and quarantine myself and and cross-reference Twitter with CNN for
0:22.4	20,000 hours straight.
0:25.0	Guess what I figured out?
0:27.0	CNN will cycle one factoid for three to five hours while the internet will offer 200,000 to 60
0:40.6	billion facts per second.
0:45.3	However, 90% of them may be wrong.
0:49.2	But, so it was cool.
0:51.9	It was, I've made everyone in America feel like we were all little
0:54.8	journalists I think you know like cross referencing all these whatever you get it anyway
0:59.7	still sick kind of I think it can be deduced that I'd already be dead in
1:06.4	Victorian times. I don't think I have the Constitution that I wish I had that Constitution of an ox that you hear about of like a farmer
1:17.2	lady, you know?
1:18.2	Oh, God.
1:28.0	What's, what are we going to talk about today? It's going to come down to, I mean, I hate to say what do you bring to the table here's what I bring to the table
1:37.1	complaints fear discomfort Fear, discomfort.
1:44.0	been really into Korean food lately though. You guys love that?
1:49.0	Yeah, Kimchi, anyone, Kim Chi? I don't know how to pronounce it, but the cold soup, Nam Young or something.
2:02.0	All the Korean people are like. cold soup, Nam Young or something.
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