RAY J, GRAMA, A SANDWICH PROCLAMATION

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2013

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Intensely likeable comedian Chelsea Peretti listens to your voicemails and takes calls in this cherished ep. Gym rats, House of cards, divorce, vine, voicemail intonation, LA beanies, a minor bear attack, The Case of the Traumatized Goose, Josh Doouamel,

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0:00.0	Call from
0:03.0	To accept press 1.
0:07.0	1.
0:08.0	1. 1. 8 he hide.
0:10.0	Oh, he says he says he, he, he,
0:13.0	he, he, he,
0:14.0	Oh, oh, oh, oh,
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0:20.0	uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the, uh, he, uh, he, uh, uh, uh, uh,
0:26.0	uh, he, uh, he, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, h, hrrrrh, hmm, hrrrrrhrh, hoh hrh hrrrrhrrhrh,
0:37.6	uh hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu huu hllehllehlea lhlea Chelsea.
0:45.0	Yes.
0:48.0	How you do?
0:50.0	How you doing?
0:51.0	How you doing?
0:52.0	Oh God, I mean I'm sore.
0:55.0	I went to the gym with like one of my friends who's one of those like total gym rack guys who walks as if his arms like he can't press them to his
1:05.2	sides like a normal person like he's got him all out at like you know
1:09.5	little angles like little triangles or something.
1:14.0	So he's like, I'll work you out, I'll give you a guest pass in my gym, bro.
1:19.3	He doesn't talk like that, but that's like the vibe of his workout ethic he's like bro
1:24.7	I'll take you to the gym bro I'll work you out good and I don't know why I was like just
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