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Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2013

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Chelsea's casual acquaintance aka treasured "friend of a friend" Moshe Kasher returns to the show as do two repeat callers: the high school class president updates us on all the many tasks he is currently tasked with (1 task) and an old enemy caller calls

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0:00.0	Welcome,
0:02.0	welcome to the Chelsea show.
0:05.0	She's not alone, it's me.
0:07.0	It's also Mocha too.
0:10.0	It's Chelsea and Mocha on the mic. We're gonna sing a song for you.
0:14.4	Brink-a-dink-tink-tink-tink-tink-tink-tink.
0:20.0	When I'm in Jamaica, I don't like homosexuals ever, no, no.
0:26.0	I dedicate this song to Chico.
0:29.0	She also from Jamaica like both Chelsea and I originally and not being racist.
0:35.0	We do the accent perfect.
0:37.6	You could never tell one not from Jamia.
0:40.2	If we ever say something racist in the future people will play this clip.
0:45.0	They'd be like they could not be racist listen to them.
0:49.0	No, they'll be like they definitely are racist.
0:54.0	Listen to damn, to damn, to damn.
0:57.0	Well, that was thoroughly stupid.
1:05.0	Ladies and gentlemen, putting on my radio voice to do this moderately listen to podcast, just
1:12.2	getting our numbers are out of control today in studio and by studio I mean Dan Harmon's home
1:19.7	We have my dear dear comedy comrade Mosha Cashier, one of my favorite neighbors and also a true true comedian in the sense that he is honestly doing comedy frequently.
1:36.0	Chelsea, it's great to be back.
1:42.0	Oh, good radio voice. It's great to be back on Chelsea's
1:45.5	podcast. I'm feeling good today. Welcome back to Power 109.
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