This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Friday, the real Friday, October 10th, and today's pod is the best one yet. This is a T-boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. Oh, you know what's tonight. You know what's tonight, Jack? What? It's the Datchelor Party. Jack is the Datchelor Party. There we go. So, Yen, is Nick has a datchelor party tradition, which is wonderful. It's right before the baby's born, the dad gets to go out with his buddies right before a new baby comes into the house and loads responsibility onto his plate. Oh, we're having a wild steak dinner at Cotonia until 10 p.m. Jack, and then I got to be right home. Now, to be clear,

Nick had to delay his datchelor party because he got sick right before the baby got born, remember? But Jack, you know what they say? The datchelor party must go on. So it's happening tonight. I'll give you the update on Monday. Can't wait, can't wait. But Jack, three stories for today's show. What do we got on the pot? For our first story, Amazon Prime Day came and went this week.

Did you even notice it? Because if you did, the deals you got were hot air, according to a new class action lawsuit. Which is why Amazon needs to pull a Michael Jordan on Prime Day and retire this thing. It's time, guys. You're at the top of your game.

For our second story, it's the best economic model in the restaurant industry right now.

Pizza by the slice.

Fancy restaurants are opening pizza slice shops nationwide because there is dough in the dough.

And a third and final story.

There's a new financial metric we want to talk about.

The Carrie Bradshaw Index. What's the cost of living solo like the gals and sex in the city? Well, Jack and I will break it down for you. City by city. But Yeties, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories. Fantastic mix to go into the weekend with, honestly, best mix we've ever done, Jack. Last week, we celebrated the start of the fiscal fourth quarter. And we did it, T-Boy style, by reciting a publicly traded poem. Yeah, I wrote an ode to Ford, and I was very proud of it. But I still owe my publicly traded poem, and I'm finally ready to reveal it. Yeah. It's called, Invidia, I'm not kidding you.

You had me at the title, but go on.

Invidia, I'm not kidding you.

You power our economy's heart.

Your GPUs are our IOUs.

Jensen said it from the start.

From video games to Hall of Fame,

the rise came prompt by prompt.

Your artificial is judicial.

Those trillions, oh, they've chomped.

Analyst beats government sheets.

Jim Kramer named his dog after you.

Google, Microsoft, Altman Zuck, they would give their dog to you.

So please, oh, please keep selling chips because it powers our economy's heart.

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