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Alice.

Matty, baby.

Oh, hi.

It's too much, isn't it? Just trying something new.

I like it.

You know, you were saying the other day that you wish your life had more jeopardy, heartbreak,

and the fundamental breakdown of your relationship with the nearest and dearest.

I don't remember that. No.

Well, in this episode, you're going to get it anyway.

Thank you. Pleasure.

He landed at Heathrow Airport a few hours ago. He changed into warm clothes and dumped his old ones in the gents.

He remembers he's still got his John Jones passport with him.

He takes it out of his pocket now, rips out the pages, tears each one into little pieces,

throws the whole thing in a bin. The last thing he wants is to be caught with false ID.

Back on Oxford Street, it's an hour later, and he's still wandering up and down.

Eventually, he stops a middle-aged woman and asks for help.

Er, I think I'm lost.

But she hurries away.

He walks out in front of a car.

Maybe a near miss will get him some attention.

But the driver is furious.

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