The Candy Tree
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 21 October 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:28.8 | let's go places. Who or what was on the other side of the door, 206, 803 ride. If you ever see that |
| 0:33.6 | classic one, I forget what kind of animal it is, but the guy basically sets up like a cam to see who's eaten. |
| 0:39.8 | All right. Is it a beaver? You've seen it, right? And this animal keeps going to his yard, but it sees the camera. So it just sits in front of the camera. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's like a little groundhog. Yeah, and he just eats whatever he's stolen. Radishes. But it's funny because he just sits there like, yep, what are you going to do? |
| 0:54.2 | But he only does it in front of the camera. |
| 0:55.8 | It's like he faces the camera and looks into it while he's stolen. But it's funny because he just sits there like, yep, what are you going to do? |
| 0:54.3 | But he only does it in front of the camera. |
| 0:55.8 | It's like he faces the camera and looks into it while he's doing it. Yeah, he's just rubbing in that guy's face. Yeah. By the way, just real quick, regarding airplanes, the duct tape they use apparently is like a super tape. All right. That was I say that makes more sense. This duct tape, they say, you know, Miles, there is 200 mile an hour duct tape. |
| 1:11.9 | Perhaps they're using the 450 mile an hour duct tape. |
| 1:11.9 | Perhaps they're using the 450 mile an hour duct tape. But everyone says it's a better version. And then as far as the plane being too heavy, this makes sense, all right? So you guys made the emergency landing in Billings or the equivalent of it. They take the body off. Fine. The reason your plane playing is now too heavy is because, as everyone pointed out, the runways and billings are not like the runways of major cities. Makes sense. They don't have enough clearance. Oh, I see. That makes a lot of sense. It has bugged me for years. Yeah. When you said that, like, what? That makes complete sense. Like, look, man, we just need less weight to be able to take the hell off without slamming into trees and stuff. |
| 2:04.8 | Yeah. And I feel like if they said that, I'd volunteer in a heartbeat. And you can't drop people off at an airport that's closed. That was the main issue. So what do you do if you say, look, I volunteer to get off the plane, but the airport is not open? I you know I don't know All I know is we sat there for a while after that ambulance left with the dude in it. Yeah. And then, right, they asked for a mechanic and then something else. And then you could hear it in his voice when he's just like, as you can tell, this airport's closed up for the night. He seemed pissed. Well, he probably tried to convince the flight attendants. It's like, let's at least land in Spokane. Or just a slightly longer runway. Right. Maybe the airport's open. Also, like, we were in Billings. It couldn't have been much more than 90 minutes left in that flight. That's what I mean. You're already that close. I bet you he was pissed. You got walk ladies gentlemen we have a bus coming hello candy welcome |
| 2:37.1 | to the men's room oh la oh la i'd had a bad wreck two weeks prior uninsured driver so i got a rental car |
| 2:48.0 | and one day my daughter and i were going to go run errands in it, |
| 2:51.8 | and we both went to the door, and I was, oh, I forgot something. |
| 2:55.0 | So I went back, and I got it, and as we opened the door across the driveway, |
| 2:59.4 | a huge tree just slammed on the top of my car. |
| 3:04.1 | Of course, I didn't get the extra insurance, you know, to cover that in case that something like that happened. Wait, that's on your car. Of course, I didn't get the extra insurance, you know, to cover that in case that |
| 3:08.5 | something like that happened. Wait, that's on you? A tree falls on the rental car and they hold |
| 3:14.8 | that. If you don't get the extra, that's on you. No, not the whole thing. Just the, this, |
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