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matt christiansensen and blonde.

Loanne, welcome to the show.

It is the call-in show, the show where you get our number, and we are at your mercy.

Are you at liberty to tell the story that you just told me on the Seattle streets?

Oh, yeah, sure.

I just filmed a video about homelessness where I tell this story, but I didn't go into

great detail.

So you're going to reveal it later? No, I'll tell you now. I don't care. About, I don't know, two hours ago I was walking home from working out. And like, I look in an alleyway and there's a guy like, no pants, spread eagle, balls hanging out and he's just jerking off like furiously masturbating this is like right on

Broadway in Seattle spread eagle balls hanging out and he's just jerking off like furiously

masturbating this is like right on Broadway in Seattle and I turn around there's

some bitch walking behind me and I was like holy shit did you see that and she

just looked at me like what what welcome to the Emerald City to the jewel of the Pacific Northwest. Aren't there laws against that? But I guess they're probably not enforced. No. No indecent exposure laws in Seattle or Washington State? I don't know. This is the second time I've seen a naked man walking around. Oh, he was naked. It wasn't just like... Well, naked from the waist down.

So he just wasn't wearing pants?

No pants.

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