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Matt Christiansen Live

Ep 102 | Iran Deal Nuked, NK Prisoners Free, Schneider-man, Jenner's Wife (?)

Matt Christiansen Live

Matt Christiansen

News:news Commentary, News, Politics, News Commentary

4.8587 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2018

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

Trump nukes the Iran deal and brings home North Korean prisoners before meeting Kim Jong Un next month, New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman gets me too-ed, Democrats position aggressively to lose in 2018, a rare mass shooting hits Australia, Desmond the drag kid gets profiled by Mashable, and we try to figure out what to call Caitlyn Jenner's rumored upcoming bride.   Support the show and help us make it better! Become a Patron: http://www.patreon.com/beautyandthebetaMake a one-time contribution on PayPal: http://www.paypal.me/beautyandthebeta Beauty & the Beta merchandise shop: http://bit.ly/2nxSaj6(If there are items absent that you'd like to request, email us and we can accommodate) Blonde's channel: http://bit.ly/23RrR3zBlonde's Twitter (RIP): http://bit.ly/2t41WvcBlonde's Gab: http://bit.ly/2jQFS4a Matt's Twitter: http://bit.ly/2ib6eKr Beauty & the Beta on demand: http://bit.ly/1TUcepjListen on Apple Podcasts: http://apple.co/23YM9rMListen on Google Play: http://bit.ly/2iFWOqDListen on Soundcloud: http://bit.ly/1TUce8EListen on Stitcher: http://bit.ly/1TlubhEListen on Podbean: http://bit.ly/1TUcnJ8 ARTWORK by Facepalm RealityFacepalm Reality's Twitter: http://bit.ly/2AZfI4VFacepalm Reality's YouTube channel: http://bit.ly/2uxbrr9 MUSICDon't Stop Believin' remix: https://youtu.be/ge0fXIiP4FYBearing and SugarTits' cover of "Catch the Wind" https://youtu.be/DPZtCSScFWM"Dog Park" and "Odahviing" written and performed by AENEAS: http://bit.ly/2sibPZ7 ITEMS REFERENCED Bus driver accused of texting and looking up 'yo momma' jokes while driving: https://fxn.ws/2rGMqW4Trump's statement on Iran deal: https://youtu.be/goE77-rY78g Iranian parliament chants death to America: https://youtu.be/E39bZl_mNAc Guy Benson's Townhall piece in favor of Trump's move on the Iran deal: http://bit.ly/2IbicFHFirst Vox piece on the Iran deal: http://bit.ly/2Ic46nLSecond Vox piece on the Iran deal: http://bit.ly/2rFYtTMIran sends missiles at Israel: http://bit.ly/2IdO4tCIran denies its involvement: http://bit.ly/2KXVZc7Israel responds striking Iran: https://nyti.ms/2rFuDig 3 prisoners home from North Korea, NYT coverage: https://nyti.ms/2rFFR67Trump promotes the homecoming on Twitter: http://bit.ly/2rFMB4aToday show coverage of prisoners return: https://youtu.be/DyNpk-iaVDM CNN rips Trump saying its a distraction from Mueller/Stormy: http://bit.ly/2rFQdmt North Korea plans to dismantle its nuclear testing site: https://nbcnews.to/2rEyOuETrump meeting with Kim Jong Un set for June 12 in Singapore: https://usat.ly/2rGPa5OTrump's Indiana rally: https://youtu.be/F0Ihqc3XBwo 5 ISIS leaders captured: https://cbsn.ws/2IfINS8 Pelosi says "just win, baby": https://politi.co/2rGvQpdHillary says much of the population uncomfortable with female leadership: https://youtu.be/M-8dICGguOs Keith Ellison doesn't believe in borders: http://bit.ly/2rAMC9oNM candidate runs "f*ck the NRA" ad: https://youtu.be/nu_7m--OzrsThe station didn't censor it: http://bit.ly/2rE96qb NextGen USA urges moms to talk to their kids about the GOP: https://youtu.be/ISpLDnGH64EDemocrats generic ballot advantage nearly gone: https://cnn.it/2IbE6bT Eric Schneiderman gets me too-ed: https://nyti.ms/2K49GVDTrump called it in 2013: https://read.bi/2rFr8YV Trump on Schneiderman's eyeliner: http://bit.ly/2rvS7Gb Sam Bee celebrated Schneiderman as a super hero last fall: https://youtu.be/E5_buE1b21U Australia shooting: https://nbcnews.to/2rBzRv9 Vox piece on Australia shooting: http://bit.ly/2rEuY4I Desmond the drag kid, via Mashable: http://bit.ly/2rFN726Caitlyn Jenner's wife (?): http://bit.ly/2rGKEUS

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to your sanity safe space.

0:05.9

Not a fucking issue.

0:07.1

With your favorite YouTube podcast duo.

0:10.0

You're fucking a white male!

0:11.6

And a white female too.

0:13.7

Saving the millennial generation in weekly installments.

0:18.2

Live from a castle tower and his mother's basement.

0:21.6

This is Beauty and the Beta.

0:25.6

And we will make America great again.

0:30.6

Overnight a jubilant homecutter.

0:40.3

Three Americans, former prisoners in North Korea, now free.

0:44.3

President Trump escorting the man off their plane.

0:47.3

He took him in our train going to be there.

0:53.3

And on June 12th, I'll be meeting with Kim Jong-un to pursue a future of peace.

1:00.0

But you remember everybody in the fake news where they were saying, he's going to get us into a nuclear war.

1:07.0

I'll sing her in a snow-care room.

1:11.6

He's gonna get his...

1:13.6

...aude in cheap of you.

1:16.6

Maybe Donald Trump believes that this success in the foreign policy field

1:20.6

might be enough, you know, to distract attention away from the Robert Mueller investigation into Russia,

1:26.6

the criminal investigation of his own personal turn investigation into Russia, the criminal investigation

1:27.9

of his own personal attorney.

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