This is Doug Loves Minis.

Hey, hey, hey, short rounds of Benson Burners.

My name is Doug, and this is Doug Loves Minis,

the show that is currently waiting for the cable guy to come by,

so I might as well make a Mini while I'm waiting, right?

Coming to you for Mini HQ in Los Angeles on Friday, February 12th, 2016. Last night, I was a guest on

Nikki Glazer's new Comedy Central show, Not Safe, with Nikki Glazer. I said some very dirty things,

and you can watch it Tuesday night at 10.30, Eastern and Pacific. The parting gifts they give,

the guests are sex-related, and so I'll be giving those. I'll be re-gifting some of those

on upcoming Douglow's movies apps. Like maybe this Sunday's Douglas movies at Meltdown Comics.

It's sold out, so why not get your tickets to the next taping at UCB on Friday, February

19th, our first time at the sunset location, and at 10.30 p.m. sales are slow for my Fort Lauderdale

shows February 25 and 27. Come on Fort Laud. Come see me at the improv out there in the hard rock

swamp resort

so I saw a Deadpool

last night

very funny

very violet

the role Ryan Reynolds was born

to play

Morena Baccarin is as beautiful

as Deadpool is ugly

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