THE CABIN IN THE WOODS

Too Scary; Didn't Watch

Headgum

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Comedy

4.6 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2020

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Puppeteers, a cellar filled with a buttload of artifacts, and a vacation with friends rudely interrupted by a zombie redneck torture family - we're recapping Drew Goddard's 2012 film The Cabin in the Woods. Join us as we argue about two-way vs. one-way mirrors and learn another very important lesson - don't get shredded.

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0:00.0	This is Emily, Emily and Sammy, and you're listening to Too Scary Didn't Watch the only horror movie
0:21.5	Recap podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves.
0:26.0	I'm Emily and I am too scared to watch scary movies.
0:30.0	I'm Henley and I'm also too scared. One of the only people probably in the entire world
0:35.2	who's too scared to watch scary movies. A true original. I am Sammy and I love watching scary movies also probably the only one.
0:47.0	Probably the only one.
0:48.0	Probably the only one that I've ever heard known.
0:50.0	The only one here at least.
0:52.0	Definitely the only one here. And we don't talk to anyone else so as far as I know you're
0:54.9	literally the only one in the world. I think you're the only women in the world. The only women in the world?
1:00.3	The only women in the world. As far as I know could be very true. world?
1:03.0	As far as I know, could be very true.
1:05.0	A genius opening, you guys, we nailed it.
1:08.0	We've fucking nailed it.
1:10.0	Crushed it.
1:11.0	Um, what's up? What's's up what's up?
1:14.0	what's up.
1:15.0	I have a thing.
1:17.0	Hell yeah.
1:18.0	What's your thing?
1:19.0	I weighed bunk today the fatter of my cats.
1:22.0	Anyone want to take a guess? Oh he's like 150 pounds.
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