HALLOWEEN
Too Scary; Didn't Watch
Headgum
4.6 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2020
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Jack-O-Lanterns, knitting needles, and a killer in a William Shatner mask (the guy from Miss Congeniality) - we're talking John Carpenter's 1978 classic slasher film Halloween! Join us as we learn about Michael Myers, a big and fast man with absolutely zero chill. Pro tip: always be stressed, never be horny.
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| 0:00.0 | This is Emily, Emily and Sammy, and you're listening to Too Scary Didn't Watch The Horror Movie |
| 0:20.1 | Recap Podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves. I'm Emily and that's me too |
| 0:25.5 | scared to watch scary movies. |
| 0:28.3 | And I'm Henley and I'm also too scared to watch scary movies. |
| 0:31.1 | I'm Sammy and I enjoy watching scary movies. And that's all folks. |
| 0:37.0 | That's a wrap. And that is an original phrase. Both of those we invented. |
| 0:45.0 | Here's another thing I invented. |
| 0:47.0 | What's up? |
| 0:49.0 | What's up, you guys? |
| 0:51.0 | A thing that is up with me, cool phrase by the way, is that. Thank you I think it will catch on. |
| 0:58.0 | Super cool. I have bought a few plants now and I every time we see you it's like |
| 1:07.6 | Comedically like heightened this many more plants you plant new plant in the frame. |
| 1:14.0 | Well, okay, so I bought this big one, |
| 1:16.0 | which is not real because I actually am very bad |
| 1:19.3 | at keeping plants alive, but it's big |
| 1:21.7 | and the day that I got it, literally every time I walked into the room I thought it was a man standing in the corner of my |
| 1:28.4 | It was like a shape that I wasn't used to and it happened comically like so many times like it was |
| 1:34.2 | happening truly every two minutes like I would turn my head and be like a man |
| 1:37.6 | it does kind of look like a man with two's the right height. It's three arms. Yeah. And so I was just like |
| 1:48.3 | definitely yeah it just plant-shaped man. |
| 1:51.2 | Spooking me over and over. |
| 1:52.8 | It got me so many times. |
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