Bush Telegraph.

Hello and welcome to the Bush Telegraph.

I'm Hannah Dunleavy and this is Jen Offord.

Hello, Jen Offord here.

Frustrated with the mouse attached to my computer.

Yeah, I stood on a screw at the weekend and yeah.

Oh my God.

It didn't break the skin. Well well i wouldn't have to worry about

technists because i have one when we went to morocco but yeah i've got like a bruise on the ball of my

is that what that's called the ball of your foot yeah so that's that's fun why is the universe

doing this i don't know i'm glad you didn't do a full partridge. Now, speaking of full partridge, did you see that Boris Johnson has spawned yet another baby?

Yes, sadly, I did.

It feels a bit harsh to say that about a child being born into the world, isn't it?

I mean, no offence to the child, I'm sure it's delightful.

And to be honest, not much offence to its mother either.

But, I mean, her tasted men is appalling.

Yeah, I don't mind causing her at least moderate offence.

Four in five years.

That is like, prolific child production.

And he's 60, isn't he?

I mean, how much childcare should think he's doing Jen?

Every time you see they've had another one you're forced to confront the fact that someone is having

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