My confession, sometimes I like to take a twizzler and bite off one end and then flip it around and bite off the other end. And I like to drink Sprite with a Twizzler like a straw. That's fancy. You've ever done that? No, I kind of want to now. Yeah. You bite off one end to the Twizzler and then you bite off the other end and then you use it a straw for Sprite. Oh, dude. Even better. That's a big brain, man. Yeah, even better if you can get the Sprite for McDonald's. It's spicy. What kind of methamphetamine ingredients do they put in their Sprite? Dude, they got battery acid in that shit. God! Yeah, that shit makes your dick come out and say hi to you. Hook my nipples up to a car battery. Welcome to the Brohio podcast, everybody.

I'm one half of the Texas, Dallas, Texas bound, brohio podcast.

I'm the delicious nicholicious.

And I'm the extra chromosome in this down show.

I'm fucking Rob Dogg.

Hey, guys.

We're going to you, Dallas, Texas.

Oh, we're coming to you, all right.

October 11th. There's, I think there's some ticket sales of the day. Hopefully there's some left. If you guys want to, you can get on there and buy them up. For Ohio podcast.com slash tickets. You know, in the last episode, I mentioned I was trying out an experiment where I quit paying our hosting bill, right? Our website went down for a whole day. I saw that. I tried somebody asked me for the link for confessions and I was like, yeah, let me go get it. And I looked and it was like, oh, well, the site's down. I fixed it. I've fixed it. Oh, man. It happens. That's okay. it's hard to be a cheap skate in this world. I've got,

what my dad?

My dad, you said, Oh, man. It happens. That's okay. It's hard to be a cheap skate in this world.

I've got, what my dad? My dad used to say, like, you got a fucking caviar taste on a baloney budget is what he used to say to me.

That's great.

And I'd say, get the fuck out of my face, old man.

Caviar sucks, though, for real. It's awful.

I've never had it. It's's not good it's salty as fuck i text my dad today and i asked him if my mom took Tylenol while she's pregnant with me

what he say i'm gonna look he said no she drank a whole lot of semen

that explains your love derogatory your love for semen that explains my love for

octopus eyes and mermaids that's why I want to fuck a mermaid so bad that's why I like

drinking cum I acquired a taste for it.

I'm drowning in here.

Oh, man.

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