Bayside Marketplace Alien Incident

The Brohio Podcast

The Bros of Brohio

Social Sciences, Society & Culture, Documentary, Science

4.6 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

On New Year’s Day 2024, Miami’s Bayside Marketplace erupted in chaos. Police claimed it was just rowdy teens and fireworks — but witnesses swore they saw towering shadow figures and aliens in the streets. Was this mass hysteria or a government cover-up? We dive deep into the viral mystery of the Bayside Marketplace Alien Incident.

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the Brohio podcast.
0:23.4	If you're a man and you're older than three, older than four years old and you still kiss your dad on the mouth, that is icky.
0:33.4	Welcome to the most powerful podcast in the entire Milky Way.
0:38.1	And I'm not talking about that nasty fucking candy bar.
0:40.9	I'm talking about space, time, the continuum, the round clock.
0:47.7	Going back to that, if you are over the over four years old, though, I'll kiss you on the mouth.
0:53.2	Wait, never mind. We got to start over again. Sorry. We just tried to start this podcast just a couple of minutes ago. You got fucking blasted with an EMP. Hey, I heard that this topic is taboo and the research I did. I did find out they don't want anybody talking about this topic. Oh, shit. Try and wipe you from the internet.
1:11.3	All right.
1:27.5	Like a fucking dude wipe. They try and wipe you down. I'm on. Wipe me. I'm on. Wipe me. I'm on. But they, EMPed us. We started recording and it was like, and then I said it on the YouTube chat, but every guy in the studio started making out, and we don't really have any staff.
1:28.4	It's just the two of us.
1:27.5	And then we figured out that our computer was fucking... on the YouTube chat, but every guy in the studio started making out, and we don't really have any staff.
1:28.4	It's just the two of us.
1:33.3	And then we figured out that our computer was fucking broken and our recording software was broken.
1:34.4	And the MP turned us gay.
1:36.4	Er.
1:36.8	They got us.
1:37.7	Gayer.
1:39.2	And hopefully all of you that listened to the gay sex worker, Dark Vault, all of you are successfully selling your underwear too.
1:48.4	I'm glad I wasn't here for that because I really, like, I was really not wanting a boner that day.
1:53.1	And, you know, it's, I knew it would just been really rough on me.
1:57.0	He's telling me how he like shits himself a little bit to make his underwear worth more money.
2:01.2	Oh, dude, yeah.
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