The Broadway Gospel Featuring Chris Ketner

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with her bestie and Farewell Tour Producer, Chris Ketner to talk about surviving on the road. Chris is a tony award winning producer who now has to shove "pepto" down Heather's throat so she doesn't have a tummy ache on tour. They break down what it truly takes to make it in the "biz" and how the Mayor of Baltimore needs to figure some shit out. Its true Road-warrior Chronicles cause these two are literally DOING THE MOST. Heather also introduces Chris to the Absolutely Not line, and they take a swing at fixing all the world's problems, one Voice Mail at a time.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:18.1	Hello everybody, it's your girl Heather McMahon and welcome to another episode of the
0:22.7	Absolutely Not Podcast. We are coming live from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
0:27.7	That is right. I'm staring at the Pirates Space Ball stadium. Go pirates. Sure. Great. Love it.
0:34.9	Anyways, you guys, we've been on the road. We are on the second leg of the farewell tour.
0:39.6	Come to a city near you. We so far, Althegade have been in Long Island. We did two shows in
0:46.0	Borgada, nearly fucking killed us. Baltimore didn't make it out alive. Literally one thread,
0:51.9	one breath left. And now we're in Pittsburgh thriving. I freaking love Pittsburgh. We're
0:55.3	going to get into all things tour life. How we're surviving. Y'all follow me on Instagram.
0:59.2	And you know that I've been trying to literally just catch my breath and keep up with everything.
1:03.2	I'm so excited to bring one of my dearest friends in the podcast today. He and I have been
1:06.9	road dogs literally for this year, but we've been road dogs and for what maybe 10 to 12 years.
1:11.9	We used to wait tables together. Again, I want to bring people on the podcast who are actually
1:16.4	important in my life. I could bring celebrities and hopefully we'll get there when I can actually
1:20.0	schedule them when I'm in the same city for more than one week. But to me interviewing and talking
1:24.6	to people that you see in my day to day life is the most important thing to me. I'm going to
1:28.8	bring on in just a second. My buddy Chris Kettner. He's a Tony award winning producer. We use
1:33.3	to sling hash browns at brunch shifts and health kitchen together. And he's the guy who's kind of
1:37.6	holding my hand and producing the farewell tour right now. I couldn't do it that I love him. He's
1:42.2	one of my best friends. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the studio. Christopher Kettner. What's up?
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