Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that

has no hollow, or one that lieth dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a

ghoul, whatever thou be until thou art removed, thou shalt find here no water to drink,

thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own into our house enter thou not through our fence break through thou not we are protected though we may be frightened our life you may not steal though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to Scare to Death, Creepers, Roberts and Annabels.

I'm Dan.

Hello, Dan.

I'm Lulu Marie.

Hello, Lulu Marie.

I'm in the South, so I have to be Lulu Marie.

We are in the South.

Yes, we are recording down in New Orleans.

So if this sounds a little bit different, that is why. Or maybe it won't. Maybe we're figuring out how to do it down here and have it not sound different than back in Cordillane.

We're trying. That's for sure.

So Lindsay had just one quick announcement. And then we are off in today's stories.

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