The Brainrot Has Penetrated

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Episode #651: There are so many things to celebrate this season, but unfortunately we have brainrot, so we really aren't capable of much. Congratulations Gustavo & Ale Congratulations to Kevin Bryan & Astrid’s engagement Christina controls the mute button! Why did the old lady cross the road? Crazy cars in Atlanta Brainrot Chicken Shop Date Motley Crue, what’s that? The rot has penetrated Ariana Grande & Wicked Gladiator II and…sharks? Bryan is on Broadway historian YouTube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I don't want nobody fucking with me in these streets
0:06.0	I don't want nobody fucking with me in these streets
0:12.0	Cahs
0:13.0	Ain't nobody got time for that
0:16.0	Ha ha ha ha ha
0:19.0	Ain't nobody got time Ain't nobody got time for that Ha ha ha ha. Ain't nobody got time for that shit.
0:27.5	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:30.7	He is trying to make his animal famous.
0:33.3	So every five fucking seconds on Instagram.
0:35.8	I see it.
0:35.8	Yeah, no, I get another invitation.
0:37.3	You know, don't you want to like us on Instagram?
0:39.7	Woof, woof.
0:40.3	And I'm like, fuck yourself.
0:42.5	I barely want to follow you.
0:44.0	Is that an AI bot?
0:45.2	Like, is it Raphael's A bot?
0:46.7	Yeah.
0:47.4	Don't kill me, bro.
0:49.9	Don't taste me, bro.
0:51.7	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:59.2	Oh, yeah, guys and kittens.
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