TCP: We're Just Like You!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Episode #650: A new studio means exactly what you’d expect: chaos! We got a new studio!! Sneaker reselling Temu A back up ham leg! Hunter Biden Peeing in a bottle If there’s no #2, there’s nothing to do! Bryan peed *in* a couch? Take a bite out of a swordfish Surviving in the ocean Carnival cruises The Brady Feigls Some studio oopsies Would you want to meet your doppelgänger? Bryan’s billion dollar idea The Jasons Showing it all Ryan Murphy Pantsless, now on Spotify video Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
0:06.7	At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything
0:13.2	that could be considered a rational thought.
0:16.6	Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
0:21.4	I award you no points, and God have mercy on your soul.
0:30.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:34.2	I always make it sound much more lame than it actually is.
0:37.4	I'm like, hey, it's just me and my friend and we're talking. We're talking about it. We're talking about, it's like you and your friend. When you talk about, you know, the inside of an asshole. When you talk about the poop crews, you know, even your friend, your buddy, that's right. When you and your buddy get together and talk about all your sexual exploits live on air.
0:58.0	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:03.5	Yeah, boy!
1:05.5	Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of the show. Chris and Joy Holtley, best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on this Friday edition of the commercial break from our brand new studios. That's right. Here somewhere north of Atlanta, Georgia, you figure it out.
1:28.3	And I've given you all the clues.
1:30.3	All you have to do is piece the puzzle together or Google my name on one of those shitty websites.
1:36.3	You can now request Google take off your personal information from the search engines.
1:42.3	Did you know that?
1:43.3	Like all identifying information.
1:45.2	Phone numbers, addresses, social security numbers, if those are available, you can now request
1:50.6	that Google take all of that information down, like automatically. All you have to do is submit
1:56.7	a request to Google, which I did the other day. Because I'm, I famous, and I don't want the throngs of fans finding out where I live.
2:06.2	Showing up at your door.
2:07.2	No, Astrid would not be cool with that.
2:09.4	First fan that shows up at the door, this show is over.
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