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Hi new friends, I'm Jackie Schimmel,

philanthropist, motivational speaker, glowing wife, animal rights activist,

and a shoulder to cry on.

Not really, I'm a crazy bitch but a hoot and a shoulder to cry on. Not really.

I'm a crazy bitch but a hoot and a half.

If you haven't listened to my podcast, The Bitch Bible,

brace yourself, pour yourself a stiff drink

and get ready to laugh your ass off or cry.

Make sure you subscribe yourself to the Bitch Bible Podcast right now.

You're going to effing love it. It. And I am divorced not dead. I'm a former Bravo TV star and now former wife.

Fresh off the back of my divorce, I'm bringing real stories, real life, real talk on all things that aren't said between each other, society, the sheets and everything in the middle.

And lucky me, you'll be joining me for the journey, so buckle up.

Hello and welcome back to divorce not dead now this is going to be a really difficult one for me because my boyfriend is here. Hello? No stop talking.

It's my introduction, my podcast.

And just looking at his face makes me laugh, so I'm going to try not too, too often.

And I suggest Sergio that maybe you turn around and don't look at me too often.

You look so pretty today, I have to look at you.

Oh God, here we go.

It's the Latin in him.

Okay, so I think a lot of you, and again'm I'm answering a lot of your questions and

d.ms that I get which I love getting and I've said that about what you guys want to

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