on this episode of the commercial break i gotta skip a lot of it because of course you don't

you don't kiss and tell at a bachelor party right but uh there wasn't any like dancing girls

or anything like that we're all too old for that bullshit. And plus, in Maggie Valley, North Carolina, the options are limited. Yes. Let's put it that way. He settled for seeing some elk. Yes, we saw some elk. And to a bunch of old guys, that was just as exciting as seeing tits. I mean, we're of a certain age. We've seen tits. You know what I'm saying? It's like, and the groom doesn't want it. We don't want it. And then just to have some strange girl and probably a guy sitting outside in a car, you know, the security guard or whatever. It's just a weird. It wasn't that kind of party. Let's put it that way. Which is fine with me because I've been to, I've seen enough dancing girls in my life. Yeah. I've dated enough dancing girls in my life.

Yes, you have.

I've been to, I've seen enough dancing girls in my life. I've dated enough dancing girls in my life. Yes, you have. I'm over it. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.

I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show. Chris and Joy Haudley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. And happy birthday to you, Chrissy. Thank you. We didn't get a chance to say happy birthday because we didn't have a chance to jump in the studio last week. But happy birthday. Thank you, thank you. What is he, 29 now?

Yeah, holding.

Holding.

Holding. Thanks, staying steady. Happy birthday. Thank you. Thank you. What is he? 29 now? Yeah, holding.

Holding.

Sting steady.

Yes.

Thank you so much.

Stay on target.

Stay on target.

You don't look at day over 30, Chrissy.

Don't look at day over 30.

Thank you.

How do you keep that magnificent skin and that taut body of yours?

Tell the world.

Lots of oils and lotions and potions.

Does Jeff help you with the oils?

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