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The Commercial Break

TCB Classic: Two Wettings

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

From The Cheetah to the grave, chaos abounds! The Cheetah Bryan’s British Fluffer Where else can brothers touch brothers? Irving’s chaotic funeral A funeral planned by his first of three wives I cannot in good conscience give a rundown of this funeral…you just have to listen I will say it involves a runaway golf cart, emails read aloud, and a bad casket lowerer Burn Bryan to a crisp and snort him at the party Write us a eulogy for Bryan! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us  212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley

Transcript

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0:00.0

On this episode of the commercial break.

0:11.1

Oh yeah, Cats and Kittens, it is a Tuesday, and I am going to start putting out a TCB classic for you to listen to so that you don't have to go so many days without a commercial

0:23.7

break episode. And we have a huge catalog of almost a thousand episodes to dig through. And this

0:30.1

first TCB classic, it is a request straight from you. The listeners, I actually got this request

0:36.8

on now three separate occasions. So, you know,

0:40.1

if we have four listeners and three of you are telling us you like this episode, well, then there

0:43.9

you go. This must be one of your favorites. My mom, who is a lovely lady, dated a man for a while

0:50.4

named Irving. And if you've listened to the show since the beginning, you'll know exactly who Irving is.

0:55.3

A couple of years ago, Irving passed away because he was old and in failing health.

0:59.5

And we did love Irving, but he was a quirky man.

1:03.0

And his funeral turned out to be even more quirky.

1:06.3

It was my mom, my twin brother, a very lovely rabbi trying her best, and Irving's son,

1:12.9

along with two facilities managers who did their best to keep Irving from literally rolling into the grave.

1:20.8

Here's two weddings and a funeral on this TCB classic.

1:24.3

Enjoy.

1:26.4

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

1:34.8

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green.

1:38.9

This is the director of therapeutic ketamine services. Kristen Joy Haudley. Best to you,

1:43.7

Chris Hey, nice to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe, wherever you may be listening. Maybe you're in the Hamptons or Palm Beach, or Palm Beach, or the Hamptons. I hope you are. Chrissy and I can only think of two luxurious places in the world. Palm Beach and the Hampsons.

2:03.0

Maybe you're at a party right now in the Hampsons,

2:05.0

chilling out with your ketamine bombs.

2:05.4

Yeah.

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