The Bottle vs. Tap Battle Finale: Alkaline H2O, Lead Pipes, and, Yes, Water Sommeliers
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Cynthia Graber and Nicola Twilley
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 July 2021
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Instead of a wide-store, we created the world's first water store. |
| 0:08.3 | We printed our own elegant water menus with phony, imported waters. |
| 0:12.0 | What was the actual source of these chic waters? |
| 0:15.4 | A garden hose on the restaurant patio. |
| 0:20.6 | This is pen of pen and teller, and I hate to say it, but he's wrong. |
| 0:25.5 | They did not create the world's first water steward. |
| 0:28.6 | In fact, this great and glorious world of ours contains multiple water semeliers. |
| 0:34.2 | And there are dozens of ritzy hotels and restaurants that boast multi-page water menus. |
| 0:40.4 | Complete with flowery descriptions. |
| 0:41.9 | There's even an entire fine water academy in France where you can go to get your water |
| 0:46.8 | service certification. |
| 0:48.6 | And if you listen to our most recent episode, you know that the water these semeliers are |
| 0:52.5 | serving is bottled water because bottled water of all kinds is big business these days. |
| 0:57.8 | This episode, we are back with the bottled water verdict. |
| 1:01.6 | It's not the OJ trial for those of you old enough to remember that, but it's a pretty big deal. |
| 1:07.6 | Which is better bottled or tapped? |
| 1:09.9 | We have the answer. |
| 1:10.9 | And we of course are a gastro-bud, the podcast that looks at food through the lens of science |
| 1:14.5 | and history. |
| 1:15.5 | I'm Cynthia Graber. |
| 1:16.5 | And I'm Nicola Twilly. |
| 1:17.5 | Bottled has been battling tap water for supremacy for centuries now. |
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