The Book Of Pubic Hair

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

Documentary, News, Comedy, News Commentary, Stand-up, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Livestream Today at 3:00PM – Subscribe To DV’s Youtube Channel: ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 I Rediscovered Another Great Canadian PSA 2:55.121 Awful Political Candidate Alert 5:52.789 Another School Board Parent Screeching About Disney And Grooming 9:55.967 Pastor Screeching About Disney And Grooming 13:27.561 Dude Standing Outside Of A Gay Bar Screeching About Disney And Grooming 14:48.072 Freaking Out On A Fedex Driver Just Cost You Your Package, Sir. 15:28.253 A Blind (And Tone Deaf) Music Teacher 18:24.065 Sign Up […]

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0:00.0	There, Freaks, it's Wednesday June 8th, 2022 coming up on the program today, demanding
0:05.6	to see a box of pubic hair, plus an instant noodle divorce, showing off dim titties in
0:11.7	a church, and science has created aggressive demonic hamsters.
0:16.3	All this for sure voicemails today on Distorted View Daily.
0:24.6	Honour of Gay Pride Month, Distorted View Daily presents a musical tribute, commemorating
0:30.5	the death of Fred Phelps, pastor and founder of the Westboro Baptist Church.
0:54.6	It's God's hate's fangs, the hell are you the bad arming?
1:04.6	Facts die, God laughs, Facts do nations, a man I must be drunk.
1:16.6	Listen up America, they're not gay, they're fags, they're scary, God hates fags.
1:23.6	Cause I know I don't belong, fags equal age.
1:30.6	Here in hell, the crack of church became the church of the whole of Peter Files, and
1:36.8	Sodomite VCs replaced the helper for their community service, and Sodomite Siemens replaced the
1:48.8	one not the Pope Drinks.
1:50.8	Rip, I die you in hell.
1:52.8	See the hell bound perverse.
1:53.8	Rip, I die you in hell.
1:54.8	See the hell bound perverse.
1:55.8	Rip, I die you in hell.
1:56.8	What's your family's name?
1:59.8	Go having all the helping of VCs.
2:02.8	If I saw you in hell.
2:05.8	Personal United States likes to masturbate horses.
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