Someone’s On Booty Hole Patrol
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 June 2022
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Livestream Today at 3:00PM – Subscribe To DV’s Youtube Channel: NEWEST DUMB VIDEO: ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Virtual Murder! 2:53.620 QuanDUMB Leap Livestream Today 3:48.856 Meth Head Voicemail 7:30.125 Our Favorite Trans/Burping Girl Lives In A Bug Infested Shithole 12:17.241 Cerebral Palsy 17:55.321 A Less Than Alright Alright Alright Speech 19:57.202 Someone’s On […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Monday, June 6th. |
| 0:02.8 | 2022 coming up on the program today, a meth addict forgets to hang up the phone. |
| 0:07.2 | Plus, our favorite trans girls live in a bug-infested pile of filth. |
| 0:11.8 | When someone with cerebral palsy threatens to kill you and everyone you love and a celebrity cock on display all coming up today |
| 0:21.7 | God's gonna put a cancer in the but hole. |
| 0:25.0 | God's gonna put a cancer in the butt hole of every Saturday. |
| 0:31.0 | Every Saturday butt hole will get cancer in the butt hole. |
| 0:35.0 | It'll burn and burn and burn. |
| 0:39.0 | They won't be able to sit down because of the burning in their buttthole. He can't sit down. He's got a burning in his |
| 0:46.5 | butth. He's got a fire. He's got a flame coming out of his butth. God's going to have a flame |
| 0:52.4 | coming out of your but hole. |
| 0:55.0 | You're going to have a flame coming out of your but hole. |
| 1:00.0 | And there'll be people walking around all over America with flames coming out of their butto |
| 1:05.9 | You ain't seen nothing yet |
| 1:08.6 | B |
| 1:00.0 | If you thought that A's was bad, you ain't seen nothing yet, |
| 1:14.2 | flaming bar bar bar bar bar bar and you will not be able to shit now. |
| 1:18.8 | Bar bar bar bar bar bar. |
| 1:20.4 | You ain't seen nothing yet. |
| 1:22.4 | Everyone who takes it up the rear. |
| 1:25.0 | Everyone who has a penis injected in his butt hole. |
| 1:30.0 | When that penis comes out, the flame will start burning. |
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