Man, I tell you what, I saw that cat at the beginning of this movie. I was like, is it going to start narrating?

They say the war tore a hole in the sky. Only a few survived. Is that going to happen again? Are we

going to have another fallen situation? I was real scared. I was like, if that cat starts talking and it has

Denzel's voice, that was 30 winters ago.

I think I know exactly what kind of movie we're in for.

This is junk food cinema.

Hi, this is Dick Miller.

If you're listening to Junk Food Cinema on Film School Rejects, who were these guys? Thank you. Let's be honest here for a second.

If a movie has Denzel in it and opens with a cat,

the mainstream is not quite going to love it, but it's

going to be fucking awesome. That's true. And they're going to write a whole batch of new

screenplay books called Zelle the Cat, and it's going to be amazing. Speaking of amazing,

you've just tapped into junk food cinema right here in Filmscorerejects.com. We wander

the cinematic wastelands. We collect the discarded reels of

movies that no one... Detritus. The detritus of film. The detritus of cinema past. Dusted off and we

give it a second look. Dig our teeth into it no matter what flaws it may have. And then at the

end, to perfectly round out the experience,

pair it with a junk food perfectly tied to that film. Oh, God. Oh, dear God. Oh, yeah. Oh,

dear God. You know what? You don't always, you never, you, in your intros, you never sell.

That's what we do. Like, it's, it's just the cherry on top of junk food cinema.

But now that you're selling that after the cat discussion,

fuck, Brian.

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