The Body Dysmorphia of Christ [VIDEO]

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2023

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Why is Catholicism so depressing? Why is the Easter Bunny 6-feet-tall? Why does Andrew keep getting pinkeye? In today's very special episode, the boys dive into the childhood trauma of egg hunts, child stars, and what they imagine Jesus might be like if he was in the room with them today. Whether you're a repressed former Catholic, a practicing Christian, a pagan witch, Jewish and happy, or experiencing spiritual-psychosis, this episode has something for everyone! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I could double D why right now you're going to double D right now from your D
0:06.9	dehydration it's a triple D it's a trier drive and I write right now. A dive right off the side of the building.
0:14.0	Dehydration dropping dead.
0:17.0	Oh, no.
0:19.0	Like for sure.
0:20.0	And I know I sometimes say it that you do look dehydrated.
0:23.4	You're going to tell me I like dehydrated right now?
0:24.8	No, I was going to say you actually look quite fantastic.
0:28.0	Oh.
0:29.0	Good children.
0:33.0	What'd you? children.
0:39.0	What did you, I just felt, I felt like I was about to crack so I stopped early. You know what? That's a lesson you guys.
0:41.0	When you, when you're working with someone who thinks that who are gonna who's gonna stop because they think they're gonna crack crack you know what I mean
0:50.5	You're just do crack just do crack because the thing is I can't even allow myself to
0:56.7	to crack you rather stop altogether I would rather quit what does that say about what does that say about you
1:04.4	good children
1:09.2	I'm sorry like do you know I'm told that? One more time, please.
1:15.0	One, two, three.
1:17.0	Good children.
1:20.0	Something's off. Drain A spooky one. And that's perfect because Easter is all about being a little bit spooky.
1:35.3	It's all about spooky. It's all about rolling away the stone and coming back from the dead.
1:39.5	Dying some eggs. A lot. Dying some eggs and dying in general. Do you think this episode is going to be a religious
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