The BOB & TOM Show - April 30, 2026

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The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

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🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 163 minutes

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The BOB & TOM Show — April 30, 2026 6:00 Hour 6:00 – King of England (Tim Wilson) 6:04 – Kentucky Derby talk 6:07 – China making see-through chicken 6:12 – Letter to Josh: joke at work 6:25 – Letter: Chick’s Carson impression 6:26 – Doc Severinsen declining Carson’s invite 6:30 – Ace joke about himself (Chick) 6:31 – Tom too busy to take his ring off 6:32 – Slump-busting gold thong discussion 6:33 – Tom watching a movie during a song 6:34 – Letter: were you weird before radio? 6:36 – “I’m more unique” (Ace) 6:38 – Spin and Marty show (Tom) 6:51 – “Cut My Life Into 2 Pieces” song 6:52 – Letter: Heaven Can Wait stars 6:53 – Letter: armored truck robbery 6:54 – Letter: milking a cobra with tweezers 7:00 Hour 7:05 – Weather radar wars (Tom) 7:06 – Kentucky Derby horse names for everyone 7:08 – Letter: Chick and Josh as old-style playboy bunnies 7:09 – Letter: woman gives birth on airplane 7:24 – Werther’s candy in the green room 7:27 – Kentucky Derby horse odds (Chick) 7:28 – Josh joke about derby horse name 7:33 – World record: two people keep five balloons in the air for 15 minutes 7:37 – New Werther’s ad campaign ideas 7:51 – “She Has a Shatner Bed” (Pat, song) 8:00 Hour 8:05 – Routine rectal exam helps return heartbeat to normal (Kristi, AFib discussion) 8:08 – Less AFib in men’s prisons? (Tom) 8:14 – Kristi’s pit stop story 8:30 – Hippo song (Pat) 8:32 – Stripper uses 7-foot pole as a weapon 8:46 – “My Mother” (Chick clip) 8:00–8:59 – Today in History segment 8:52 – Love for Mr. Potato Head (Tom) 8:55 – “Brick House” and copyright discussion 9:00 Hour 9:05 – Interview: Al Jackson (Zoom) 9:11 – Word of the day: alpine divorce (Al) 9:17 – Al on being over yoga pants 9:28 – Petroleum shipment for condoms stuck in Strait of Hormuz 9:29 – Top condom makers (Chick) 9:33 – Man arrested for selling marijuana in vending machine 9:35 – Would you be a good travel roommate? (Kristi) 9:50 – Monks arrested for marijuana 9:51 – “Smells Like Weed” (Pat, song) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's the Bob and Tom show.
0:21.7	I've decided I'm the only guy in the world that likes the hell out of Prince Charles.
0:25.9	I want to drink a Budweiser with Prince Charles.
0:29.4	You think Prince Charles drinks Budweiser?
0:31.1	If he hangs out with me, he's going to.
0:33.1	Well, then he won't do it either.
0:34.1	And I'm positive, I'm positive that Pat Carlin and Christy both despise Prince Charles. Oh, no. He's a little strange, but he's kind of a geek. Yeah, because he's got bigger ears and he can't dance well. But the man's going to be the King of England. He's going out with his old college girlfriend, Camilla Parker, damn Bowles, the ugliest woman in England. Uh-huh. So apparently he can see past outside beauty into inner beauty, which makes him one of them Oprah Winfrey sensitive types. He could be sleeping with every woman in England. He's going to be the King of Damn England. If I was King England, I'd be sleeping with every woman in England. I'd be knocking on the door. Fred, go to Home Depot for about an hour. King England. Good to see you. How you doing? Doug, bring your wife over in a bathing suit. Go with him. Bring me back some pliers. King England. How you doing? Good to see it. What's the fun of being King England if you can't sleep with every woman in England.
1:31.6	King David in the Bible did that. Remember that? His big sin. He's up on the palace wall.
1:35.1	He looks over and sees Bashiba, the new girl next door, taking a bath on the roof.
1:39.8	Boy, look at the breast on her. But turns out her husband's a captain in your army. Well, screw him. Send him to the front.
2:34.3	Prince Charles can ride a horse without falling off. You can ski down a hill without wrapping himself around a pine tree somewhere. Takes care of his kids. Looks good in a kilt. And he's got to take crap off his brother-in-law in front of five begging people at one time. At the funeral, he'll keep a straight face. You know good and well, he wanted to reach over and bitch slap that brother-in-law. We hope that the children to be raised the way that Diana wants them raised as opposed to the way that chose. I said, hey, 400 years ago your nuts would be a door knocker on the Tower of London. How about you head back to South Africa and run around on your some more Sell trinkets at the gravesite Get the gay guy back up there and play piano some more I'm only impaled both of you King Anglin I've heard candle in the wind That makes my butt hurt King England
2:34.9	Let me see it
2:35.7	Yeah, that's Tim Wilson
2:39.5	The King of England
2:42.1	King Charles
2:44.2	Charlemagne if you will
2:46.5	Huh?
2:48.7	From the O'Reilly
2:50.2	Auto Part Studios.
2:52.3	It's the Bob and Tom show.
2:55.6	Christy Lee and her doily top.
3:02.4	There's...
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