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The BOB & TOM Show - April 29, 2026

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 162 minutes

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Summary

The BOB & TOM Show — April 30, 2026 6:00 Hour 6:04 – King Charles 6:07 – Kristi: “Get It Off” clip 6:28 – Letters: See-through swimsuit 6:30 – Remembering phone numbers 6:49 – Hallmark movie: ex-girlfriend storyline 6:50 – iPhones song (Pat) 6:55 – Jump rope lessons for Kelly 7:00 Hour 7:07 – Bullies 7:11 – Popcorn clip 7:12 – Tom: Wedding cake (“JFK”) 7:22 – Josh: Ranch joke 7:24 – “Bye-Bye Birdie” 7:28 – Sports 7:36 – Sperm races discussion 7:38 – Tom: Sperm biology humor 7:46 – Jess made a wedding cake 7:46 – Discussion: What do you say to yourselves the most? 7:50 – Pat’s phone thought he fell 7:51 – Sperm speed discussion 7:52 – Performer from California: oldest unicycle rider (69 years old) 8:00 Hour 8:05 – Jess baked a wedding cake for Tom and Kelly 8:06 – Cake tasting 8:10 – Meatball lollipops 8:14 – “Lollipop” song (Pat) 8:16 – “My Boy Lollipop” discussion 8:29 – Woman gave birth to a baby on a flight 8:31 – Pat: airplane seating joke 8:35 – Josh: comment about flight attendants 8:36 – Discussion: Josh is an odd fellow 8:48 – Sitting cross-legged at a restaurant 8:49 – Today in History 9:00 Hour 9:04 – German man died after cobra bite 9:22 – Zoom with Alli 9:23 – Letter: online relationship for three months, video chats 9:27 – Letter: staying with boyfriend; college-age kids visiting 9:30 – Letter: boyfriend discussed past relationship with a man 9:33 – Letter: boyfriend’s behavior in the car 9:34 – Letter: frequent golf trips; concerns about cheating 9:48 – Kristi’s #4 (Pat) 9:50 – No date set for sperm races Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:04.6

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0:06.9

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0:13.6

Discover castles steeped in legend.

0:16.6

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0:23.2

Start planning your own Scottish holiday.

0:25.7

Today at expeedia.com.ukes slash visit Scotland.

0:29.2

Thank you. It's the Bob and Tom show.

0:47.2

It's the Bob and Tom show. But Charles was a young prince, he never thought he'd be.

1:07.1

King's finally ruling England at the age of 73.

1:10.6

King Chuck. The queen at the age of 73. King Chuck.

1:11.6

The queen was his mama.

1:14.6

Lucky Chuck.

1:15.6

She used the ox for comma.

1:18.6

Or in the royal palace, hands never callous.

1:22.6

King Chuck.

1:24.6

Now that his mama's gone. I hope he doesn't fail What exactly did he do As the fancy prince of whales His teeth and ears look big and funny Will they fit on stamps and money Or in the the royal palace, hands never callous, king, chuck.

1:50.0

The queen she had her corgis.

1:55.5

Prince Andrew had his orgy.

1:59.2

He's wild that brother and a king.

2:02.4

On Epstein Island, Duke got Randeh.

2:05.5

Prince Harry moved from good out to Hollywood.

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