Whether thou art a ghost that have come from the earth, or a Phantom of Night that has no heart, or one that lies dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a ghoul, whatever thou be until thou art from all the way, thou shalt find here no water to drink, thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arm.

Into our house enter thou not, through all thanks, breakthrough, thou not.

We are protected, though we may be frightened. Our life you may not steal, though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to the first episode of a second year of scared to death, Cleaps and Peabors.

Yee, come Dan.

Hi Dan, it's me, Lindsay.

Hello Lindsay.

Uh, we have a GTFO, get the fuck out Fanny Pack now in the store at BadMagic, merch.com.

We sure do.

Uh, cause why not? Maybe you love supposedly true horror, and you like having extra storage in your person, maybe like Lindsay, you want to bring some extra sage and some crystals with you wherever you go.

I mean, that's really what it's for. It's a GTFO kit.

Sure.

You could like build it up, holy water, put it on your person, be safe everywhere you go forever.

So your EVP in there?

Yeah. Well, I don't know.

Because you don't want to like bring it on.

Oh, okay.

You're just pushing it away.

Well, you don't know.

You're a peeper. Maybe Cleaps want to bring it on.

All right, where it is.

Uh, also starting year to do.

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