When there are ghosts that have come from the earth, or a Phantom of Night that has no honor, or one that lies dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a ghoul, whatever thou be until thou art remorning.

Thou shalt find here no water to drink. Thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arrow.

Into our house enter thou not. Through our fence break through thou not.

We are protected that we may be frightened. Our life you may not steal. That we may be scared to death.

Welcome to a very special episode of Scared to Death, Creeps and Peepers, I'm Dan.

Hey Dan, it's me, Lindsay.

Hello! Happy one year at Show anniversary.

Oh my god! What a fun ride it's been.

Here we are.

Here we are.

I love that we get to do the show together. I still have to try to scare you.

I still have to try to scare you.

I love that you just like to scare me.

Actually, I think that I've handled things quite well.

You have. You have. It was bumpy for a while in the beginning, and then you've acclimated, and you've done great.

True.

And yeah, and so fun. We have a very big show for you today.

Real quick, got some new and silly stuff in the store at BadMagicMurch.com.

You have two different Scared to Death bandanas.

Say all kinds of people wearing those now.

A little more fashionable to some of the masks.

Very dystopian chic, I was thinking.

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