The Bitch is Back and She's Got Cake with Trixie and Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.9 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

After nine guests and eleven episodes' worth of meandering stories about historical colon blockages, mermaid genitalia, and cosmic boreworms, prepare your grey matter for even more meandering stories about dental care imposters, chastity device technology, and acceptable dildo quantities, but this time delivered by the one, the only: Trixie mother-effing Mattel. From all of us here at Bald, LLC, especially Cheryl from Accounts Receivable, we want to say welcome the f*ck back, Trixie. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self! Start all of your holiday shopping at https://Rakuten.com or download the Rakuten app to start saving today! Your Cash Back really adds up! Do you want your leather handbag to last forever? Head to https://MyCuire.com to get your leather care kit today! Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://ZocDoc.com/BALD to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.
0:02.6	If you've been in a coma for the past 30 years,
0:04.8	you might not know what a website is,
0:07.1	or that we now eat entire salads from that green leafy thing
0:10.0	that used to be a decoration on the Sisler salad bar.
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0:16.0	where everything is wonderful and the earth is fine.
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0:33.0	Need a website to tell the harrowing tale of how you got into your coma?
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