Joel Kim Booster's Atlantis Cruise Matinée Nightmare (Part 2) with Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.9 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

It's the 4th day of your all-gay Atlantis Cruise. You just left the Bahamas and the bed of a sexy Nassau scuba instructor. You're tired. You're hungover. Your stomach is full of rum, waffles, and passionfruit-flavored lube. The hot Caribbean sun is baking your pale-ass to a crisp. Do you know what you need? You need to go directly to your cabin, drink a bottle of Pedialyte, and take a 4-hour nap. But do you listen to me? Of course not. What do you do instead? You attend Joel Kim Booster's twenty-minute stand-up set about being a hot gay man having sex with other hot gay men, and heckle the hell out of him whilst spilling a bottomless mimosa all over your brand-new pink floral swim trunks. To get Mint Mobile's new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://MintMobile.com/BALD today! You owe yourself a trip and trips are always better with Airbnb. If you want more space, more privacy, a better location, and the most loved homes, check out https://Airbnb.com or download the Airbnb app! Do you want your leather handbag to last forever? Head to https://MyCuire.com to get your leather care kit today! Follow Joel Kim Booster: @IHateJoelKim Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is sponsored by AirB&B.
0:03.0	Gather round children as I'd like to tell you a tale.
0:05.0	A tale about a haggard drag queen who had just finished a whirlwind tour and was in desperate need of a trip.
0:11.0	And as most of you already know, trips are simply better with the AirB&B.
0:16.4	Late one night after returning home, tired and barely able to keep my eyes open, I opened up the
0:21.2	Airbnb app and searched for an escape, a place east of Los Angeles where I could relax, recuperate, and rejuvenate all by myself amidst the peace and tranquility of the California desert.
0:32.0	After checking out a few listings, I
0:34.1	happened upon the place that dreams are made of. An orange frenzy of mid-century
0:38.7	post-in-beam architecture complete with vintage details like period furniture, amazing art on the walls, and a conversation
0:45.6	pit that would make even Don Draper swoon.
0:48.6	I booked it immediately and set to packing for my glorious high desert getaway.
0:53.2	After a few days of solitude, I invited a few friends and we made excellent use of the multiple bedrooms and
0:58.5	bathrooms. A hotel would not have worked for us at all.
1:02.1	With Airbnb you can stay close and hang out in the living room rather than a crowded lobby.
1:06.0	And while hotels are filled with strangers, we had the entire house and yard to ourselves,
1:11.0	allowing us to enjoy the serenity of true privacy.
1:14.7	It was the perfect trip and the perfect way to recover for an absolutely insane tour.
1:19.8	If you want more space, more privacy, a better location, and the most loved homes, check out
1:25.5	Airbnb.com or download the Airbnb app. That's A I R B and B.com. Take it from the Queen of Relaxation. You owe yourself a trip and trips are always better with AirB&B.
1:39.4	Today's episode is brought to you by Angie. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals
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1:47.5	Let me tell you, there's the version of it where you try to do something at home
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