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Happy birthday, Tracy.

Happy birthday, Jess.

It's birthday-ness, everybody.

It's the birthday show. The birthday show. We finally are back. I missed the birthday show last year. I was like so upset over it. So we have a tradition and Tracy and I, our birthdays are two days apart. Three. Whatever. and every year we do a birthday show and we hear from friends.

We celebrate traditions like birthdayness.

So birthdayness is something Jess has been doing like forever and she taught me it.

And I didn't even know this was the thing, but it's basically a way to extend your birthday. So I'm... Yeah. Say less. And like, listen, people are like, oh, I, you know, celebrate my birthday all month, but you really don't. No, you don't. So birthdayness is two days before your birthday and two days after. So during that time, it is you is princess behavior, princess treatment, anything you you pick the restaurant you pick the show whatever it is you are the boss so it's an extension it's literally five days of

your birthday and i feel like it works because being like the month no one's going for that no one's

doing that even the week is really pushing it. Yeah. But five days,

no one questions because they're like, oh, your birthday's in two days. And I'm like, it starts now. And then

it was like, oh, how was your birthday? And I'm like, it's two more days we have. Yeah. Birthdayness. So my birthday was yesterday and today I said to Denny, oh, can you get me a coffee? And he was like, you go fuck yourself. And I was like, it's birthdayness. He's like, oh, fine.

I mean, it's like written in so long. It's now embedded in this family. And I love that we've now brought it to my family because we've been using it and we love it. So Jess is on the 11th. I am the 14th. So the 12th and 13th for us is shared birthdayness. Yes. Yes. This is very special. We're in birthdayness right now. This is really exciting.

You know, I, for us is shared birthdayness. Yes. Yes. It's very special. We're in birthdayness right now. We're in

birthdayness filming this. You know, I'm starting, as you guys know, I'm weird of my age. Tracy and I

I think she embraces it more than me. So here's where I have issues. Okay, Halloween.

Picture this. I got the baby.

Okay.

So I'm trick-or-treating for the first time with Cessley and her friends.

So they're a little older. They're running around. I have the baby. I got the baby in the fucking wagon. I'm by myself. I'm pushing that little bitch up the hill. I'm dying. Okay. Some middle school age boys that weren't trick or treating with us, they were just nearby.

Like being middle school age boys made like a comment.

They were like, oh, can I get in that wagon?

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