We are your new go-to girls for everything bad.

Hey, happy Tuesday, everybody.

Jumping right into it.

It was the instant interview interrogation for me.

Do you, oh, sorry.

Guys, hi, welcome back.

It's Tuesday.

We're back.

I have been thinking, I don't know if you have this, but when I close my eyes, I can,

we're jumping right into it, I can envision a man.

Like, I just know what size he is.

Like, oh, no, I've, that's my problem.

I've envisioned what it looks like and been seriously disappointed.

I imagine, oh, you're 6'5.

You have a schlong.

And then it's like, it was an itsy, bsy bitsy teeny weenie little tiny but there are just

some like have you ever seen a cyber truck in real life yeah of course they're fucking awful yeah

and you just know that the guy driving it has a super little dick you just gotta but women men if you are listening

which I highly doubt but if you are listening women judge you based on the motor that you put on

your car if you put like one of those revving yeah little penis tiniest dick in the world tiniest dick

we are judging you based on your car based on the shoes okay we know what we on that. A cyber truck pulled up next to me and it had the decals of like a Marvel. What's the Marvel character where his tongue comes out? No. And I'm like, it's not fucking cool. It's awful. It's the worst thing I've ever seen. Do you know? And I just had decals on his cyber truck. On the cyber truck. On Venom? A venom. Ew. I'm so proud of you. Girl, I am, I have one, I have a son. It was Venom's tongue going around the cyber truck. And I'm like, you're ready a fucking loser for driving a cyber truck. It just screams. On top of it, you had to add aal. Like, you really went on Amazon and thought, you know what my ugly cyber truck needs? A venom decal. You know, I'll get me fucked. With a tongue that will never level up to the one I have. A tongue will never come to your name. Yeah, it will never. Is there anything else? So it got me thinking, what else gives little penis?

Oh.

...