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🗓️ 18 December 2013
⏱️ 98 minutes
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0:14.7 | So you guys decorate your houses? |
0:18.0 | You don't live in houses |
0:21.3 | You decorate the big shoe you guys all living |
0:24.8 | It's a tree but it's close to my car |
0:27.6 | So what people may not know about the birthday boys is they did live in a house for how many years together? |
0:33.9 | Oh six |
0:35.1 | Holy shit, that's more than college that think about that. Yep, it's college in a half or college for a dummy |
0:43.2 | I won't throw names out there, but |
0:46.6 | Two guys lived in the same room together two guys who one of which I know very very well |
0:52.3 | And the other which is you |
0:55.2 | What did you do when put a sock on the door? We know come |
1:02.0 | And it's weird it wasn't a problem |
1:07.6 | Well, let me tell you the one story |
1:11.2 | Yeah, there were very few instances where that was a big problem |
1:15.0 | I don't think this one's embarrassing, but one time you told me you walked in and you just found Jeff |
1:19.6 | Naked on top of his body |
1:22.7 | That was I don't think we were rooming together anymore, but I was there for that Mitch and I walked in the room. Yeah |
1:31.5 | I walked out in on a got my roommate and this is in Chicago just full naked on his bed jacking off |
1:40.8 | Looking up at the ceiling |
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