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improv4humans with Matt Besser

112.5 The Birthday Boys

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2013

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Bonus Cut: The Holiday Mope Report - Join Mike Mitchell, Mike Hanford, and Dave Ferguson of The Birthday Boys and Matt Besser for a bonus episode of improv4humans that revolves around the miracle of birth. Give the gift of the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com , Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com , and the new improv4humans sexy robot t-shirt at the Earwolf store !

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0:00.0

The bonus episode featuring the birthday boy

0:09.4

The mother purport I was gonna do the moe purport today. Yeah, I've done the moe purport in a while

0:16.6

What's the origin of moe? It's just like modeled no one uses the word anymore

0:23.2

Gonna make it come back

0:25.2

All right, here's my moe purport

0:27.2

It goes back to what I sang

0:30.0

Another show about how many people out there pretend to know what they're doing and you want you want people to know what they're doing

0:37.7

So you want you think they know what they're doing too and

0:42.4

Then sometimes you're right in the middle of you're like holy shit this guy has no fucking idea what they're doing and

0:49.3

Sometimes it's subjective like the television industry friends, but sometimes it's very

0:56.4

Objective like fixing your car or something

1:00.0

This is in the middle, but I went and got a Christmas tree

1:03.6

If you guys got a Christmas tree I have not

1:07.0

So we leave we so lead those sad 20s lives

1:11.2

What do you think one of the big things of getting a Christmas tree is big issues?

1:17.0

Size yeah, I get getting it home getting it home

1:22.6

So when you're buying the Christmas tree the one big sell is how they're gonna get on your car

1:27.7

This happens every year and they're like

1:30.1

Well, just because that's where everyone's thinking I'm thinking how am I gonna get this in because people have pickups

1:35.7

They're in LA so fun

1:37.3

Tie it to the roof, right right so

1:39.5

But then you have to tie it to the roof in a way that you can drive down the fucking street with it

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