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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

It's the first one, really, of the new year, because we haven't had the free podcast,

but this is your first one, so you get it.

And it's the bimboes, the hymboes and the sadly pathetic people who turn up in the celebrity Big Brother house. So you've got the combination of Little Miss crying, Jenna Collins. I say little. Little, of course, an understatement. They say it's the Battle of the Blondes, well, she's bleached. Christina Rianoff,

who looks really like some grotesque thing that's wandered in from Russia, and Daniela

Westbrook, a waste of space. Always has been, always will be, and they're going to be in there.

The thing is going to be, and I said this earlier on, the thing that's going to affect this

programme, which could make it good, is who can do

the crying first? I said this earlier on on the program, because somebody has got to get the

attention of the public, and they know that. They know that they've got to get the attention

of the public, because if they don't, they disappear, because none of these people have

personalities. Daniela Westbrook has Zilch personality. Gemma Collins, nothing at all. Can't even hold a conversation.

So they've got to get in and out as fast as possible. And this would have been discussed, I should imagine, with their agents.

And I love the way that they call Daniela Westbrook troubled. Every, every, every indication of Daniela Westbrook

is troubled. Gemma Collins, of course, they all will be thinking that they're the biggest stars.

But of course, as we all know, they are not always the biggest stars. These are the people for whom

breakdown is their middle name. They do it. They do it deliberately, so they don't have

do it. We've seen Daniela Westbrook do it on television, we'll have face contorts into

some really ancient old woman. Very embarrassing, really, if you've got children, but there you go.

At least Gemma Collins doesn't have children, thank the Lord. And Christina Rianoff,

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