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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

The big reveal was yesterday, yes.

Simpleton, Lauren Goodyear, with that photograph showing off her tanned and toned figure in an orange two-piece.

All a little bit embarrassing.

So she appeared in a bikini on loose

women, and with her funny, squeaky little child voice, told you, but it was only because people

were like, sort of taking the Mickey out of me when I was wearing it, and people were taking

the Mick because I was so fat. It was a posed picture. She deliberately went out there, had the

picture taken, because there was a video in the offing. But of course, you know what's going to be happening, as I've said before a million times,

she'll put it all back on again. They all do. The only person who doesn't are people who

work at this all for the rest of their life. For the rest of their life. So I promise you,

when you see certain people doing it, when you see a so-called third-rate Z-list celebrity fallen off the edge,

you know they're doing it for the money.

Because she's got to keep this lifestyle for the rest of her life, and you know she won't.

You know she won't. She seems to think everything's going to improve.

It's just done for a fee. If you seriously believe that by buying this DVD, you're going to end up looking like her, you need your brains examining. Go to the doctor, get a diet sheet, it's free, you could do it.

It's not difficult.

You know, and shame on the loose women, really, for not picking her up on the fact that it's just for money.

Because if she was really serious about helping people, why is she not giving it for free?

You know, you could do these, you could probably find free exercises online anyway, can't you? Couldn't be too difficult to go onto YouTube and find somebody doing an exercise class? Why would you waste

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