The Bill Bert Podcast | Episode 8
The Bill Bert Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 5.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2020
⏱️ 110 minutes
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Summary
Bill and Bert prattle remotely about how to enjoy quarantine, tough dads, and the long road to success.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's up? You pandemic |
| 0:07.0 | Sunset bitches. It's time for another episode of the bill. |
| 0:17.0 | Part. Yeah. |
| 0:19.0 | It's gonna cut screens. This is the shit. |
| 0:22.0 | It's like a DJ's work in the camera. |
| 0:26.0 | I never thought I'd ever say this, but I miss you when I love you and I can't wait to hold you in my arms again. |
| 0:32.0 | I know I feel the same way. |
| 0:35.0 | I was looking forward to hanging out and then they were like, here we're doing our own computer and I was like, God, it's so much fucking better. |
| 0:40.0 | Yeah, no, it's a great. Can you move your head a little bit so people can get the full play girl shot? There you go. |
| 0:46.0 | You like that? There you go. I love that. I love it. I don't know which birth to look at. |
| 0:51.0 | I have my friend and then I have my fantasy bird all in the same same photo there. |
| 0:56.0 | I did TMZ on Skype and they were like fucking horror. |
| 1:01.0 | You fucking horror. |
| 1:04.0 | He's just like one little pandemic. |
| 1:07.0 | One little fucking pandemic and he's you know what? That's a scared move. That's a scared move. |
| 1:15.0 | I had to promote my special. I had no press for my fucking special bill zero press zero fucking press. |
| 1:22.0 | You got to do what you got to do. Would you go next the choir? |
| 1:26.0 | I'm not far off. I woke up that Tuesday. You know how like when you wake up and you do a special. |
| 1:32.0 | You are literally like slam pack like the second you're up at spot 4 a.m. |
| 1:37.0 | You're fine in New York that night. You're doing podcasts all day. |
| 1:40.0 | They've got a long list for you. Do I woke up and just was like I guess I'll smoke a brisket and like nothing. |
| 1:47.0 | I mean no feedback just wow. |
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