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The Bill Bert Podcast

The Bill Bert Podcast | Episode 49 w. Joe DeRosa PART TWO

The Bill Bert Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.85.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Bill and Bert prattle with Joe DeRosa about 70's babes, culture, and hell gigs.

Produced by @All Things Comedy and Andrew Themeles (@themeles)

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0:00.0

I know that's pretty wild, huh? Yeah, there's a lot of I'm not

0:10.5

envious of that Joe that aspect of you being out there being single trying to do

0:14.6

the math, especially you know when there was the old math and then they came in

0:19.9

and they're like, yeah, remember all those numbers? Yeah, they don't add up to

0:22.0

what you thought. Now he's the new math and the test starts right now and if you

0:26.4

fail it your dreams are over. Oh dude, my favorite one of my favorite ever

0:31.2

Dennis Miller jokes. He goes, uh, he goes, I'm happy for Caitlyn Jenner. I am. She's a

0:38.1

woman, but can I take the fucking weekend? You just told me blackjack is 22.

0:46.1

Oh, yeah, so funny. Yeah, I don't know man. I'm I've slowed down in my old age and I'm

1:01.9

I'm ready to I would love to I would love to settle down, but it's just unfortunate.

1:07.8

I don't know Joe, you're squirming. I feel stinky got a little fight left in you. I

1:11.2

know, I don't see you going in the boat. You're still flipping around. You know, I really like.

1:16.5

I got to get out. I got to get out there. Put me in the program. I just don't want to go.

1:21.1

I give you advice Joe, uh, when you settled down, is I finally I finally got it figured out.

1:27.1

Okay. Yeah, all you got to do once a week do just once a week you go out and just do some do something

1:32.7

with them. All right, and it's going to be their idea and just go do it and I'm telling you

1:37.8

they have the best time and then just in the best mood. They start getting sicky again.

1:42.5

You know, you just take them out again. She's a what's. Go look at a house. You can't afford.

1:48.9

Okay, they can just go around looking at that shit. Go fucking take take them out the lunch.

1:54.1

All that dumb shit. Hey, wait, does it count if your house is getting your new house is getting

2:00.6

broken into and you drive over there too in the morning? Is that one of the things we've been

2:04.3

doing that a lot lately? That's fine. Yeah. Yeah, no, somebody broken into your house. Oh, yeah,

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